so we went to eats and sweets, the ice cream store where the competition was
and after I got all suited up
I took a picture with the rest of the contestants
and I was so ready to win this thing
so the kids round went first
and this kid was so ridiculously good
(even without using his hands)
that he won the competition
however I'm not sure he felt too good
then I was next!!
so they set up the table again
and while the boys played in the sprinkler
we sat down
and got down to business
cheering after they announced my name was 'Izzy the Ice Cream Eating Machine'
and I was all excited and totally ready to do it
and then they brought out the ice cream, 2.5 pounds to be exact
and for a split second I was like wait why am I doing this again
but I was like no I'm ready for this bring it on!
until they put half a container of whipped cream on top and I was like really?... really!?
but there was no time to think because the competition began
my tactic was to
drink and scoop
and scoop and drink
and it was actually pretty easy in the beginning
and I was chugging along and everyone was pretty equal and I was like maybe I'll actually win!!
but that went away pretty quickly
when I started detesting the taste of it
and thinking
can someone win already because this is the most revolting thing I have ever done
like
even just the taste of it was grossing me out and I had like brain freeze in my shoulder
and was thinking
what the hell and I doing, I would rather die than put this in my mouth
and finally after 9 min that guy with the black goatee won
and I was like thank the lord
because although I ate this much, about 1.5 pounds
I was feeling so sick
it was ridiculous
so I went to the bathroom
and after repeatedly asking myself why I would ever do this to my body
I made myself throw up a little. To put it bluntly, I had eaten so much ice cream so fast that it was still cold coming up. Yep, I was like a human milk shake dispenser, nice right?
and then I went and died
like literally I've never felt that sick in my entire life haha
my advice, never enter an eating competition of any kind of food for any reason ever ever ever haha
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